Dear Douchey Parker

Dear guy that parked illegally right behind my car at the gym,

Thanks for parking so close to me in a place that wasn't even a parking spot, so that it was practially guaranteed that I would hit you on my way out.  I really, REALLY needed the mini anxiety attack after the already terrible day I had today.

At least my workout was good.

Cat.

Dear Thief

Dear guy that's been stealing wallets from my office,

Just because the receptionist is away from her desk for a couple of minutes, that doesn't mean you're entitled to sneak into the office and rummage through people's purses.  We're onto you.

Thanks,

Cat